Hurricanes are just the worst! They've been striking nearly nonstop, and it seems like I just can't get away from them. It kind of makes me want to rethink spending the rest of my life in Florida. I mean, I love being able to wear skimpy, sexy things practically everywhere, and I like the sun and the beaches, but hurricanes are scary; they have the power to steal away my electricity and my air conditioning! I'm visiting my parents in Miami for the week; I so picked the wrong week to visit ; ;
Since my power went out, I have:
1) been incredibly, terribly hot, in all the wrong ways. I've been spending hours in bed, naked and covered with a thin sheen of hot sweat. The only time I ever get this wet is...well, you know what I mean :P
2) taken ten showers a day trying to cool myself off. I just finished taking a cool bath, and I did play with a few of my...ummm....toys; and no, I don't own a rubber ducky. Rabbits, yes; duckies, no. I wasn't into that model.
3) been wearing shorter and skimpier things. The only time I have nice, cool air is when I'm driving somewhere, so...I have to keep myself pretty cool, and if I look sexy while I'm doing it, well...lets just say that some of the local boys are having a hard time keeping cool too :P
4) spent a fortune on regular batteries since my rechargables are currently broken ; ;
5) and other random things. Here ends my rant about the lack of electricity and AC. :P
On the upside, I will say that I looked really hot earlier today, and I got four extra bags of ice from one of the relief workers who commented on just how sexy my ass looked. My mother was very embarassed, and she made me promise not to tell Daddy, but...she was really happy about all the extra ice! :P I wonder if I can go and steal a few pieces to cool some...places...that have been persistantly warm the past few days. I masturbate so much when I'm at home; it feels extra kinky. If you call me, btw, I'm on my cell at home, so I have to be a little bit quite...can't let my mom and dad know that you're fucking thier cute little daughter beneath their uppity noses :P So, I have to be a little bit quiet, at least ^^ Send lots of wishes to make my AC work again. I miss it tons! ; ;
A very hot and steamy little kitten who desperately needs assisstance,
Jenn|W|P|113036771331752164|W|P||W|P|
Sorry I haven't been around that much -- but hey, that can be good news!
I had three different auditions this week and waited tables on someone who thinks he can get me some more...*crosses fingers*...though the guy was super-flirty and I wonder if maybe he thinks I'll get in bed with him for an audition...I don't know. Maybe I would!! He wasn't half bad looking.
I have decided my new favorite TV show is Penn & Teller's Bullshit. I've always been kinda a skeptical person but I'm learning SO much from this show. Those guys are so funny -- and they have naked people in the show for no reason sometimes. What could be better than that?
Anyway, I'm looking for some more calls...some hot regulars to spice up my days. Do you have what it takes?|W|P|113034569851909203|W|P|Wow, it's been a long week|W|P|
Hey -- I'm Nicole, I thought I'd make a nice new inaugural post over here.
A lot of people wonder how a nice girl like me came to be doing a job like this -- so here's the short version!
It's my ultimate dream to become an actress. I guess you might think that's silly. Everyone in Los Angeles wants to be an actress, right? Well, I ran away here because I really think I can do it. Besides, there was nothing in my old town. If I'd stayed, I'd have probably gotten married to my boyfriend, who proposed in May, the day we graduated. I'd have probably had a couple of kids, and since he wouldn't want to move away from his parents, I wouldn't have been able to go to college or get a job in a bigger city -- I'd have been stuck at the Dairy Queen or Wal-Mart just like everyone else in my school.
No thanks. I have bigger plans. And I don't ever want to eat at a Dairy Queen, not for the rest of my LIFE.
Maybe it's because all the guys where I'm from are such hicks, but I've been having a really fun time with the guys here since I came to L.A. -- everyone's so sophisticated and nice, it's just like I thought it'd be, and I am learning things about sex I never knew EXISTED until I got out here. I'm sure a lot of the girls around here are super experienced and know all this stuff already (Audrey's my mentor -- her stories are absolutely crazy and I never knew anyone like her before!!), but to me it's all pretty new.
Audrey claims she's just sent me a vibrator in the mail (I'd never used one before, and I'd be SOOOOO embarrassed to go into one of those stores), and when I get it I'll let all of you know how it...erm...goes. hahaha. Until I got to Los Angeles, I'd never gotten an orgasm from a guy -- only from my own fingers. The guys here sure know how to use their hands...and their tongues...and every other part. I hope I'm turning them on as much as they turn me on. When I talk to guys on the phone, I learn even more...and I love to use the new tricks I've just learned.
I'm really really eager to practice and to do things that would make everyone in my hometown faint. Nothing gets me hotter than trying something different than anything I've ever done before.|W|P|112973335172310707|W|P|Nicole the new girl|W|P|I'm no stranger to blogging, but this is my first post over here, so can we get an obligatory first-post "WOOHOO"? Scarlet's just finished showing her new hot pics (Hey, Scarlet, you know...that Hooters outfit would look really hot on the floor next to my bed...*wink*), and I may as well say that I've got a new set too. Dorothy Parker once famously said that "men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses," but I think she was dead wrong. I love my glasses -- I think they're gorgeous. I hope you guys agree when you see my new pics taken outside. The story of how the pics ended up taken was actually pretty funny -- we almost got caught! Some weird beachcomber was walking along as we were trying to get some hot shots of my ass. I covered up just as he was walking by, but his eyes were on me until he was WAY off in the distance. I just love doing things in public spaces -- I'm such an exhibitionist! I find it so funny, the way that our culture thinks it's positively scandalous to see a naked tit or an uncovered ass.
And society's even weirder about sex, even though we all do it and love it! Back in the 1600s and before, children knew about sex from an early age because most families lived in a single-room house, often with just ONE big bed. That means that if you had a younger sibling, you'd have been in the same bed as your parents when the new baby was made. Weird, huh? But it wasn't weird then. I don't think it should be such a problem to fuck in public places or around other people.
The coolest place I ever had sex was at Fenway Park, with a boyfriend who was this huge Red Sox fan. I wore a little sundress that could easily be pulled up a bit without showing anything...he wore pants that could easily be brought down a little...and I just sat on his lap and had fun! I thought it was a LOT more interesting than the game (I've never really been into sports).
Tomorrow I'll tell you guys about my awesome Halloween costume. My friends and I are having a really fun themed party -- everyone has to dress up like a god or a goddess -- and I'm trying to upstage everyone else. Talk to you then!
|W|P|112957193889334363|W|P|It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's... cheap phone sex!|W|P|